If you’ve watched The Big Short or Billions, you probably think hedge funds are glamorous—fast cars, fat bonuses, and the thrill of beating the market. The reality, for the people at the bottom, is very different. A report from the CFA Institute published in March 2026 found that 42% of junior analysts at the top 20 hedge funds quit within their first two years. That’s up from 18% in 2020. I spent the last month talking to five people who left firms like Citadel, D.E. Shaw, and Millennium Management. Their stories are a mix of exhaustion, disillusionment, and, in some cases, relief.
One former analyst, who I’ll call Alex (he asked for anonymity because his non-disclosure agreement is still active), worked at a multistrategy fund in New York. He described his typical week: arrive at 7 AM, leave at 2 AM, work Saturdays. His sleep averaged four hours a night. He ate most meals at his desk—usually protein bars or cold pizza. “They tell you it’s a two-year boot camp,” he said. “But the boot camp doesn’t end. You’re just expected to survive.” Alex quit after 18 months. He now works at a tech startup in Austin and says his hair grew back. He’s not kidding—he lost patches of it from stress.
Why Are They Leaving?
The obvious answer is burnout. But the deeper reason is a shift in values. Many of these junior analysts are in their mid-20s, and they grew up watching their parents work themselves to exhaustion during the 2008 crash. They’re not impressed by a $200,000 bonus if it means they never see their friends or family. One woman I spoke to, Priya, left D.E. Shaw after two years. She said the breaking point was when she missed her sister’s wedding because she had to finish a model for a Monday morning meeting. “I was in the office at 10 PM on a Saturday, crying over a spreadsheet, and I realized I didn’t care about the outcome,” she said. “I was just a machine.” Priya now works at a nonprofit that funds climate tech startups. She makes half what she used to. She says she’s happier.
There’s also a cultural issue. Hedge funds are notoriously homogenous—mostly white and Asian men from Ivy League schools. Women and people of color often report feeling isolated. A 2025 survey by the Hedge Fund Women’s Alliance found that 67% of women in junior roles said they had experienced or witnessed gender discrimination. One former analyst told me about a partner who asked her to take notes in a meeting, even though she was the most senior person in the room. She left two months later.