Last Tuesday, I was scrolling through Instagram and saw a post from Tony's Chocolonely about their new 'Pandemic Pack' — a limited-edition collection of four chocolate bars inspired by the weird cravings people had during lockdowns. I love their mission (100% slave-free chocolate, Fairtrade, all that), but I've always found their milk chocolate a bit too sweet. Still, the packaging was so colorful I couldn't resist. So I ordered one for $29.99 and invited three friends over for a taste test on Saturday. Here's what we found.
The Lineup: Four Wild Flavors
The pack includes: 'Sourdough Starter' (dark chocolate with sourdough bread crumbs), 'Time Traveler's Truffle' (milk chocolate with freeze-dried coffee and sea salt), 'Quarantine Comfort' (white chocolate with caramelized onion and bacon bits — yes, you read that right), and 'Lockdown Lemonade' (dark chocolate with lemon zest and popping candy). I know — some of these sound like a joke. But Tony's has been pushing boundaries for years, and I've learned not to judge a chocolate bar by its flavor name. My friend Sarah, a pastry chef, was skeptical about the onion one. She said, 'White chocolate and onion? That's a crime against patisserie.'
The Sourdough Starter Bar Was the Biggest Surprise
We started with the Sourdough Starter bar. It's 70% dark chocolate with tiny, crunchy breadcrumbs mixed in. The texture is wild — you bite into smooth chocolate and then get these little bursts of crunch that taste like toasted sourdough crust. It's savory in a way that complements the bitterness of the dark chocolate. My friend Mike, who hates sourdough, said, 'I wouldn't eat a whole bar, but the first few bites are interesting.' I, on the other hand, finished half the bar in one sitting. The bread crumbs are made from actual sourdough starter discarded from a bakery in Portland, so it's also a sustainability thing. The flavor is subtle — not like eating a sandwich, more like a hint of roasted grain. I'd give it a solid 8/10.
The Onion and Bacon Bar: A Controversial Take
Here's the one everyone was scared of. The Quarantine Comfort bar is white chocolate with caramelized onion and bacon bits. I braced myself for disaster, but honestly? It works. The sweetness of the white chocolate balances the salty, umami onion and bacon. It's like a savory candy bar — think chocolate-covered pretzels but with more depth. Sarah the pastry chef admitted, 'Okay, I was wrong. The onion isn't overpowering. It's actually quite pleasant.' But Mike hated it: 'This tastes like a breakfast burrito melted into chocolate. No thanks.' I'm in the middle — I enjoyed two squares but couldn't handle a full bar. It's a novelty, not a daily driver. Score: 6/10.