The Hype Was Unreal
When “Automata” opened in San Francisco last month, the internet lost its mind. A fully AI-run restaurant? No human chefs, no waiters, not even a host. Just robots, conveyor belts, and a giant AI brain called “Chef.” I saw the TikToks. The glowing reviews. The claims that this was the future of dining.
I had to see it for myself. So I booked a table (via their app, of course) and dragged my friend Sarah along. She’s a professional chef. I wanted someone who’d actually know if the food was good or just hype.
Here’s what happened when we walked in.
First Impressions: Like a Theme Park Kitchen
The space is sleek—all white surfaces, LED lights, and a giant screen showing real-time data on orders. A robotic arm waves at you as you enter. It’s cute for about 30 seconds. Then you realize you’re in a room full of machines and no one to ask questions.
The ordering process is all via a tablet at your table. You browse a menu of 12 dishes, each described in clinical detail. “Grilled salmon, 180g, cooked at 58°C for 14 minutes, served with dill foam.” No passion. No personality. Just data.
Sarah pointed out that the descriptions were oddly precise. “They’re telling you everything except whether it tastes good,” she said.
The Food: Surprisingly Good (With One Exception)
I ordered the salmon and a mushroom risotto. Sarah got the steak and the chocolate dessert. The food arrived via a conveyor belt that stopped at our table. A robotic arm placed the plates down gently. It was efficient, I’ll give it that.
The salmon was perfect. Flaky, moist, with a crispy skin that crackled when I bit into it. The dill foam was light and aromatic. I honestly couldn’t tell it wasn’t made by a human chef. The risotto was creamy, the mushrooms earthy. I was impressed.
But the steak? Disaster. It came out medium-rare as ordered, but it was tough. Chewy. Sarah took one bite and put her fork down. “Overcooked on the inside, somehow,” she said. “The AI doesn’t understand carryover cooking.” The chocolate dessert was fine—technically perfect but uninspired. Like eating a math equation.