Last Wednesday, I walked into a restaurant called Muse in downtown San Francisco. The place is making headlines because everything—the menu, the recipes, even the plating—is designed by artificial intelligence. No human chef touches the food. The cooking is done by robotic arms and precision ovens. I was skeptical, to say the least. I've had bad AI-generated poetry and terrible AI-generated art. Why would food be any different? But I went in with an open mind and an empty stomach.
Muse is the brainchild of a startup called Culinary AI, which raised $50 million last year. The restaurant has been open for three weeks, and it's already booked solid. The concept is simple: an AI model, trained on millions of recipes and food science data, creates a new menu every day based on seasonal ingredients and customer feedback. There's no human input—the AI decides what goes together. The kitchen is a glass-walled room full of robotic arms that chop, stir, and plate. It's like watching a sci-fi movie while eating.
The Vibe: Sterile but Intentional
The dining room is minimalist—white walls, concrete floors, and a long communal table. No music, no art. The focus is on the food. The hostess (a human, thank god) told me that the AI designed the space too, based on maximizing taste perception. Apparently, white walls enhance the color of food. I'm not sure I buy that, but the room felt calm and clean. I sat down and ordered the tasting menu: $85 for five courses with drink pairings. The drinks were also AI-formulated—cocktails with weird combos like cucumber and miso syrup.
Course 1: The Beetroot Surprise
First dish was a beetroot tartare with smoked yogurt and something called 'umami soil.' It looked like a tiny garden on a plate. The beetroot was finely diced, almost like meat, and the yogurt was tangy. The 'soil' was made from dehydrated mushrooms and coffee grounds. I took a bite and was shocked—it was delicious. The earthiness of the beets, the smokiness of the yogurt, the crunch of the soil. I would never have thought to combine these ingredients. The AI paired it with a cocktail that had gin, beet juice, and a hint of rosemary. It worked. I texted my foodie friend: 'This AI thing might actually be good.'
Course 2: The Fish That Confused Me
Second course was a piece of halibut with a sauce made from fermented black garlic and passion fruit. And a side of roasted fennel with a dusting of something that tasted like nori. I have to be honest—this one was weird. The sauce was sweet and savory and funky all at once, and I couldn't decide if I liked it. One bite was great, the next was off-putting. My server (also human) said the AI adjusts recipes based on diner feedback. 'If enough people don't like it, the AI will change it tomorrow,' she explained. That's kind of cool, actually. But I wish I'd liked this course more.