Remember when everyone lost their minds over the Rabbit R1 in early 2024? Yeah, that thing turned out to be a floppy mess. I bought one, used it for two weeks, and threw it in a drawer. The AI was slow, the battery lasted four hours, and it couldn’t even order a pizza without messing up. Now June 2026, and the graveyard of overhyped AI gadgets is overflowing. But not everything is garbage. I’ve been testing the latest wave of AI hardware, and a few actually surprised me.
Let’s start with the worst offenders, because I love a good rant.
The Humane AI Pin: A $700 Paperweight
I really wanted to love the Humane AI Pin. The idea—a wearable AI assistant that projects a display onto your palm—is straight out of a sci-fi movie. But the reality is brutal. The pin overheats after 10 minutes of use, the projected display is barely readable in sunlight, and the voice assistant mishears everything I say. I asked it to set a timer for 15 minutes, and it set one for 50. Not great when you’re baking cookies. The company laid off a bunch of people in 2025, and I’m not surprised. This thing is a prototype, not a product. Save your $700.
The Rabbit R1: Cute but Useless
The Rabbit R1 is adorable. It’s orange, it has a little screen, and it looks like a toy from the 90s. But that’s where the charm ends. The “large action model” that was supposed to learn how to use apps for you? It barely works. I tried to teach it to book an Uber, and after three days of training, it still couldn’t get the pickup location right. The battery life is atrocious—you’re charging it twice a day. And the screen is so small that reading notifications is a squint fest. The company has pivoted to enterprise AI tools, which tells you everything you need to know. The R1 is a dead product walking.
The Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses: Actually Good?!
Okay, I’ll eat crow on this one. When Meta announced the Ray-Ban Smart Glasses in 2023, I laughed. “Who wants to wear a camera on their face?” But the 2025 version with AI integration is genuinely useful. The glasses can now identify objects, translate signs in real time, and even give you directions through bone-conduction speakers. I wore them for a week in San Francisco, and the hands-free navigation was a real difference. The camera quality is good enough for Instagram stories, and nobody notices you’re wearing them because they look like normal Ray-Bans. The battery lasts all day if you’re not recording video constantly. Are they worth $299? If you’re a tech nerd or a tourist, absolutely. Just don’t wear them in the bathroom (privacy concerns are real, folks).