Look, I'll be honest: I'm not a summer person. I wilt in humidity, I burn in five minutes, and I've never understood why anyone voluntarily sits in a car with no air conditioning. But every year, around mid-July, something shifts. The farmer's market starts looking like a painting, the grill comes out of hibernation, and suddenly I remember why people actually look forward to this season. It's the food.
So I spent the last two weeks—yes, during a brutal heatwave that hit the East Coast on July 1st—tasting my way through summer's greatest hits. And I'm ranking them. Not by nutrition, not by trendiness, but by pure, unapologetic flavor. Here's my list, from 'meh' to 'I would wrestle a bear for this.'
10. Watermelon (The Overachiever That's Actually Overrated)
I know, I know. Watermelon is basically summer's mascot. But here's the thing: most store-bought watermelons are watery, bland, and disappointingly mealy. The good ones—the ones you find at a roadside stand in Georgia or a farm in Texas—are a different story. But that's a gamble. I've had too many $8 melons that tasted like regret. If you're going for it, look for a yellow spot (that's where it sat on the ground ripening) and a hollow sound when you thump it. But honestly? I'd rather have a bowl of cherries.
9. Corn on the Cob (Simple, but a Pain to Eat)
Corn is summer's golden child. But let's talk about the logistics: it gets stuck in your teeth, you need about 47 napkins, and there's always that one piece of silk you miss. Still, when you bite into an ear that was picked that morning, boiled for three minutes, and slathered in butter and salt? That's pure alchemy. I'll give it points for nostalgia and simplicity, but it's not breaking into my top five.
8. Grilled Peaches (Sweet, Smoky, and a Little Dangerous)
Here's where things get interesting. Grilling peaches caramelizes their sugars and adds a smoky depth that makes them taste like dessert without needing any sugar. I tried this last week with some peaches from a local orchard in New Jersey, and I'm still thinking about it. Serve them with vanilla ice cream or a dollop of mascarpone, and you've got a five-minute dessert that looks like you tried. Only downside? They're seasonal perfectionists. If your peach isn't ripe, it's not worth grilling.
7. Tomatoes (The Queen of Summer, But Only If They're Ugly)
I don't want to hear about hothouse tomatoes. Those pink, plastic-tasting imposters have no place in July. A real summer tomato—ugly, misshapen, maybe a little cracked—tastes like the sun. I made a caprese salad yesterday with heirlooms from the Union Square Greenmarket, fresh mozzarella from a local creamery, and basil from my fire escape. It was religious. If you've only ever had grocery store tomatoes, you haven't actually had a tomato. Go find an ugly one. Trust me.
6. Cold Soups (Gazpacho Is My Spirit Animal)
There's a moment in July when the thought of a hot meal makes you want to cry. That's when cold soups save your life. Gazpacho from Andalusia, cucumber-yogurt soups from the Middle East, or even a simple chilled avocado soup—they're refreshing, hydrating, and actually filling. I made a watermelon gazpacho last week (yes, I'm contradicting my watermelon take, but this is different) with mint and feta, and it was the only thing I wanted to eat for three days.